Song Lyric Thursday
I used to hate it when dudes, who were older than me, used to tell me the music from their generation was best. They would go on and on about how great the 50s music was...puhlease! Then some ex-hippie would tell me that the music from the 60s changed the world...I'll give you that lots of the music from the 60s was great, but for every The Doors you had a Teddy and his Patches. The same year The White Album was released, so was God Bless Tiny Tim.
No, I'm afraid those old dudes are all wrong. The best genre of music is the 70s, especially the stadium rock bands. You can't beat Heart, Kansas, Styx, Jethro Tull, AC/DC, Queen, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, Boston...Tell me what decade was greater?
Recently, my favorite radio station 94.7 changed its format from 60s, 70s, and 80s Album/Classic Rock to popular bull shit. Enraged, I called to complain. They basically told me that they had to change because they just couldn't pull advertisers. The area demographics were trending younger.
Dear God! I'm now so old that I've slipped out of the most favorable demographic for advertisers. When did this happen? How did this happen? How did I miss that I've gotten so fuckin' old? I used to kid about being old, but now it's true. When Obama rams this Universal Health Care down our fuckin' throats (oops, that's a little political), I'll be too old to qualify for organ donations. The giant bureaucracy won't waste a liver, heart, or kidneys on an old mother fucker like me, better give it to some young cock-knocker who couldn't find his ass in a blizzard if he had it in both hands! Shit! I'll not stand for this! I'm not going down without a fight...Jesus, what was I talking about?...you know the memory is probably the third or fourth thing to go, but I can't seem to remember what went first.
Recently, I bought a KISS CD, and have been listening to it at work. Man, that brings back memories. I remember going to see KISS at the Capital Centre; I think it was for the Destroyer Tour. Back then I had my whole life ahead of me. The world would be my oyster. I thought anything was possible. If I had only known this, I would have run into a truck, like in Detroit Rock City. I couldn't foresee that I would spend a 10-year period of being religious and having absolutely no sex, at all! I'll never get those years back. After that it has only improved marginally, now I get it every 5 years, and I'm damn thankful for it.
If I was giving a speech at a High School Graduation, I would say, "Girls, stay away the boys till you are 30. Boys, Fuck every woman who'll say yes. Don't be picky; take them big, little, ugly, hot, one-leg or two. If they were born with a vagina, try to get in there. Because when the well dries up...you won't find a drink! This goes double for the married men...I see it all the time, except for Birthday and Anniversary...they are denied! Oh, and don't figure on masturbating to some porn either. Your significant other, married or single, will turn off her vibrator long enough to scream at you for being a sick bastard, and ask you what's the matter isn't she enough for you?
Dammit, I've wondered off the subject again. Oh, here's something you'll never hear, a 46-year old man say, " I wish I had sex with fewer women when I was younger." Even if his brain is rotting from the effects of syphilis, he'll still say, "oh well, at least I got a lot of pussy before I died!"
Oh yea, I like Love Gun by KISS.
I really love ya baby
I love what you've got
Let's get together we can
Get hot
No more tomorrow baby
Time is today
Girl I can make you feel
Okay
No place for hidin' baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun
Love gun
Love gun
Love gun
You can't forget me baby
Don't try to lie
You'll never leave me mama
Don't try
I'll be a gambler baby
And lay down the bet
If we get together mama
You'll sweat
No place for hidin' baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun
Love gun
Love gun
Love gun
Gun, love gun
Gun, love gun
You got, you got love
Love gun
You got love
Love gun